Friday, October 19, 2007

Son of a Bitch Ass Toeeee........

Son of a bitch ass TOEEEEEeeeeee.............. Can be heard lingering throughout my house daily... I have a problem. I'm a chronic toe stubber/breaker/basher/smasher any way you say it i beat the living crap out of my poor piggies daily. It isn't even on purpose. I'm such a klutz and extremely accident prone( i get this from my momma, this women was putting dishes away and cut her self with a spoon).

I have broken both big toes...1 due to a hard core stubbing during double overtime beerpong and the other well due to my own stupidity.....trying to kick your brother in (ear muffs grandma) the twig and berries not so smart, because inevitably he will try and block you with his boulder like kneecaps resulting in a painful embarrassing break....try explaining that one to the doctor and the 3 other nurses he brings in to hear the story..Good one

I have kiddie toes on my grown up feet its bizarre and yes there will be a picture to come.... stay tuned

1 comment:

memyselfandI said...

You are a constant source of joy and laughter.


xoxoxo MOM