Monday, October 22, 2007

Hands off ladies he's all mine

So when they say that "The honey moons over" they mean it....Fast forward 5 1/2 years & it's way out the door...

We get into bed and my first mistake last night was......
Merely saying "Honey bun I'm freezing"

He replied with.....

"Oh really i can take care of that"

And all of a sudden a rumble that could be heard ricashaing through the hills erupted in my bedroom...that sound you guessed it a monstrous fart that my man let rip..

"OH MY GODDD!!!!!!!!! why did you do that"


"Oh that I call it a little global warming...don't you feel better, didn't it warm the bed up...you can feel the difference can't you. No need to thank me babe, anytime"

"Well the next time you feel a little global warming coming on give me a warning to prepare"

Oh yes ladies he is all mine...

1 comment:

onegirlblogger said...

Typical guy!!!

I like your blog, and I think you have interesting stories to tell. However, it was a little difficult to read due to the, er, unique spelling and grammatical forms you use.
That said, I hope you will continue to post because you can only improve, with such great stories. :)