Monday, September 8, 2008

Conversation with Dave

I tried tricking him into eating pirogis, I know he will love them he just refuses to try them.
Me "Dinner is in the fridge. I made potato pockets with a dipping sauce"

Dave "Ooooohhhh, I like....."

about 5 minutes of silence followed by the closing of the refrigerator and a long sighhhhhhhhhh

Dave" I KNOW WHAT THESE ARE THESE ARE THOSE THINGS!!!! i HATE THOSE THINGS"

Me : You hate potatoes hmm news to me"

Dave: " NO, you know what these are. They're those things you know.."

Me "I have no idea what your talking about EAT THEM YOU WILL LIKE THEM"

Dave" OOHhhhhhh I CANT I just cant...I'm sorry, please do not make me eat them"

Me" Oh you think that they are perogis....nooo I just formed them in that half circle shape"

Dave "ohhh uhh nooo uhhh ohhh god no please i have had these before they made me puke I will puke right here if you make me eat them....uhhh I can't help me Jesus don't let her feed me these"

Me "You are quite possibly the worst polack out there."

Dave" I KNEW IT."